1. No Traffic Workdays
what up, 90% off christmas decorations! how *you* doin? i love me some good sales and i love having time to look. i was pretty good this year, but usually i get at least one new ornament. behold mr. sparkly sea otter. how cute is he? i also picked up a few clothing items that i had been eyeing all season.
3. All Resolutions Are Postponed For One Week
4. No-Shave Pit-cation
|i don't recommend googling "hairy bear" to try to find an image to illustrate a week of not shaving.|
no fancy holiday parties to wear that strapless dress to, no need for those sleeveless shirts you must wear to the office because they jack the heat up to 10,000 degree, no swim suits on tropical islands... don't even lie like you don't love not shaving.
5. Throwback T.V.
6. Do Nothing Tuesdays
8. Deserted Stores*
it might be an ever loving mess, but the people are gone.
i realize i already talked about the sales, but the whole shopping experience after new year's is just better all around. since everyone else is back in the office, it's just the no-jobbers and stay-at-homes you have to share the store with. i'm a big believer in people STAYING THE F HOME if they're sick, and that's a lot more likely to happen if it's not xmas time and people aren't feeling the xmas gift deadline looming. most people that are out shopping the week after new years are out because they want to be, not because they have to be. with the exception of a few barbarians who don't give a rat's ass about getting anyone else sick and can you tell that i went to a jcp and some woman in the dressing room sneezed literally 8 times in a row and we got the hell out of there? gross. stay at home, people
*except for on weekends. target last sunday was like a zombie video game where every aisle contained another infected person to avoid. gtfo.
9. No Care Hair
it's cold and i'm snug at home. i'm not going to any parties or family holiday gatherings, so i'm definitely not into sticking my head under the faucet so i can fix my daily curls. who am i trying to look good for, anyway? i'll put a filter on it to make it look pretty for you guys, but that's about it.
10. The Tree Still Being Up Isn't Laziness, Yet
alright.. the new flavor triple berry scone from panera is calling my name. and i think i'm going to add some butter into the mix because "be healthier" doesn't start until monday.