|now i want some|
forget that. i'm going to pretend i spent it on something good. a lot of the credit card bill is for stuff that is only memories now anyway. i'll just "remember" what this $60 went toward. like a nice dinner at the olive garden. which, by the way, i don't call "the" olive garden. is that it's proper name? i'm not going to say it and they can't make me. yeah, remember that time we spent $60 at olive garden? mmmm, we got yummy dinners and like, 3 orders of calamari and that awesome lemon cream cake they have. and we got it to go and watched 4 episodes of the douche (which is what we call "destination truth") and it was *oprah yell* DE-LI-CIOUS!! we should totally do that more often. i think the next time i pay my bills i'm going to make up fake memories for them all. movies i might have seen, food i might have eaten, attractions i might have visited.
when i was thinking about this in the shower it seemed a lot more amusing. now it just seems sad. haha..